Mood:  happy

Jiggity Jive

Momma Grizelda was tappin her feet to the tune of an old fashioned beat, when a frog jumped up and a mole ran under and two birdies went tweety tweet tweet.

Poppa Suspender was checkin his gender, to the rythem of rock and roll  when a piggy was talkin and a iggy was walkin and a jiggy was singing some soul.

Gary the fairy was a boy they called Mary who had a sister who was butch as can be, she tipped her hat and played with a rat while Mary had crumpets and tea.

Ginger and Harry were having a party when they met up with Balls McCarty; Harry carved the roast while Ginger gave a toast and Laurel ran off with Hardy.

Marilyn was dead, Lucy loved Fred and Ethyl was kissin on Ricky, the moral to it all is a tale long and tall and the icky was sticky and licky.

By: JvS aka Gilda Schaal 2005 All Rights Reserved